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武林外传搞笑语录英汉对照

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  1.各回各家,各找各妈Go back home, and find your mom.

2.老虎不发威,你当我是HELLO KITTYTiger doesnt get angry, you think its HELLO KITTY

3.额服了you,额尊敬you,额的内心崇拜youI admire you, I respect you, I really adore you.

4.我看好你哟"I really think youre nice""""

5.饿错了,呃真滴错咧,饿从一开始就错列"当初饿就不该嫁过来,如果不嫁过来饿的夫君就会死,饿的夫君不会死,饿就不会沦落到这么一个伤心的地方Im wrong, Im really wrong, Im wrong from the beginning. I shouldnt married here, if I didnt marry here my husband will never die. If my husband didnt die, Ill never in this heartrending place now.

6.姓嘛?叫嘛?打哪来?往哪去?家里几口人?人均几亩地?地里几头牛?说说说。。。Whats you name? Whats you first name? Where are you from? Where are you going? How many people are there in you house? How many units of cropland per person has? How many cattles in the cropland? Answer! Answer it!

7.额滴神啊!Oh my god!(OMG)

8.亲娘哎!Oh my mom!

9.排山倒海Remove Mountains

10.子曾经曰过A sage said that...

11.或者是 Confucius said that...

12.放着我来Wait! Ill do it!

13.嫂子??Elder brothers wife

14.帮我照顾好我七舅姥爷和他的三外甥女Help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece

15.我祝你们白头偕老,断子绝孙I bless you that live to old age in conjugal bliss and die without sons

16.世界如此美妙我却如此暴躁这样不好,不好The wrold is that sweetness, but Im this testiness, its not good, not good

17.放心!这事全包我身上了Take it easy, Ill do all the things
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